Summer Camp

Ohhhhhhhhh, boy oh boy, summer is here!!! I am soooooooo excited to be out of school. Not that I don't like school, 'cause I like to learn stuff and make my brother Grover look stupid 'cause he didn't go to school 'cause he said real ninjas don't go to school, they learn on the streets, and I was born on the streets, under an underpass, actually, and all I learned was that I didn't want to be out on the streets. I'm gonna miss the kids in my class (except Jimmy the Monkey...stupid monkey). But I sure won't miss Mr. Teacher. What a loon! I think he's going to teach music camp this summer 'cause he said he had to report to Sing Sing right away.

I'm very excited about getting to go to summer camp. But there's sooooo many to choose from! My poor little fuzzy head is gonna explode trying to decide which to go to this summer. It doesn't really matter which one I go to 'cause Milie won't be there ...she's going to her family estate, Meerkat Manor to see realtives. So she won't get to see me in my super-cool jams or play tee-ball either . Man, summer's soundin' like it's gonna suck! So I really need to find a good camp to go to to get my mind off my woman. These are the camps my Dad says I get to choose from. I say, let's vote on it! Where shall we send me for camp this summer? As long as I get to go to camp, I'll be super happy!

So please cast your vote for one of the following summer camps. Remember, these are 866 numbers, not 800 numbers....

Arts and Crafts camp (macaroni art is cool...)

Band camp (oh, I am in a band, remember?...)

Yiddish camp (my brother, Po's suggestion)

Space camp (as long as Kate Capshaw isn't there)

Drama camp (the girls from the Hills are counselors)

Survivalist camp (you mean like spending the summer without Millie?)

Archaeology camp (become Indiana Jones...or a really bored guy with a brush)

Bible camp (learn to vote Republican)

Spy camp (learn to sell secrets to the Russians)

Gone With The Wind camp (uh, I think this one's about diversity)

Star Wars camp (my friend Julio the Ewok is going to this one)

French camp (you get to oui oui against a tree)

SCUBA camp (yeah, that sounds right up my alley...)

Poker camp (it says they provide all your chips and I love Pringles)

Banking camp (learn that money doesn't grow on trees)

Computer camp (learn to open Windows and let in the fresh air)

The John Wayne Gacy Memorial Fund Summer Camp (oh, wait, it's in Chicago, too far...)

Project Runway camp (compete to make a new uniform for Smokey the Bear)

The Stephen Colbert Green Screen Challenge Summer Camp (you get to play with lightsabers)

Superhero camp (I sure would like to meet Catwoman)

Camp Mohawk (Bill Murray at his best)

Camp Crystal Lake (I hear they have a killer hockey squad)

Camp Pendleton (I will learn how to walk, talk, shoot, shit, like a United States soldier!)

Camp David (they have pretzels)

MASH camp (learn how to perform open-heart surgery with a twig and run a still)

Tee-Ball camp (it's the sport of Presidents!)

Boy, there sure a lot to choose from, so you gotta help me out! Voting starts at the end of the show.