Happy Turkey Day!

It's Thanksgiving and I sure do have a lot to be thankful for:

I'm thankful that my Mom and Dad rescued me from that underpass in California 'cause I sure don't want to be a Californian...that's where all the weirdos live, and I'm not a weirdo, I'm a fluffy bunny-like kitten! Brittany Spears: weirdo. Suzanne Sommers: weirdo. Chicken McMuppet: fluffy bunny-like kitten.

I'm thankful for my brothers and sisters, even when they act like weirdos. If I didn't have Po, who takes me to school everyday, I'd have to take the bus, and I sure don't want to take the bus 'cause bad things happen on busses, like bombs going off if it goes too slow, or getting hijacked by Freddie Kruger, or falling off the side of a cliff in a third world country. So I sure am glad I have Po. And my ninja brother Grover, who's gonna protect me from Gary the Gorilla if that fat ugly bastard ever gets out of Juvie Hall (I sure am thankful for Juvie Hall!).

I'm thankful for Millie the Meerkat for making me feel all warm and happy inside.

I'm thankful for having fresh kibble and water everyday (Mom says there are kitties out there who don't get kibble everyday, and that sure is sad, so everybody should find a kittie and give 'em some kibble and make them happy, and a happy kittie is a purring kittie, and a purring kittie is a happy kittie, and why wouldn't you want a kittie to be happy?)

I'm thankful the Green Bay Packers are 9 and 1 'cause it makes my Dad happy...

I'm thankful Mom isn't fast enough to catch me when my claws need to be clipped (and she should be thankful for that, too, 'cause I can be awfully ornery when someone tries to clip my claws...)

I'm thankful George and Izzy have no sexual chemistry on Grey's Anatomy...serves those cheating whores right....

I'm thankful for all my fans who read my blog...spread the word so I can become famous and become rich so I can take care of my Mom and Dad in their old age (and that's coming up really soon...)

I'm thankful I haven't been sent to Mr. Principal's office lately...

I'm thankful for my Uncle Matt who brought me back a dancing hula girl from Hawaii just like I asked. He's super cool!

I'm thankful for zoos: it's always better to have monkeys behind lock and key!

And I'm thankful for Millie. I know, I said that already, but boy I sure am thankful for her...she makes my heart go pitter pat!!! Meerkats are awesome, and pretty, and cute, and awesome. I'm really thankful Millie is in my class.

Happy Thanksgiving, Millie!!!!

And Happy Thanksgiving everyone!