Help Me Name My Band

I sure do like the band Counting Crows. They count, which is pretty cool, and they're named after birds, which are NOT monkeys, but cool animals, so they're pretty cool overall. But the lead singer is my new hero: Adam Duritz. Have you ever seen a picture of this guy?He's a big, fat, ugly dreadlocked hippie. And yet, my good friend Adam has had Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston as girlfriends! My conclusion: because he's in a band. If that sasquactch can get the pretty ones just by being in a band, then surely Millie won't be able to resist my rocker charms when I form my own band. Of course, I won't be the lead singer, 'cause everyone knows the bass player is always the coolest member of a band (Sting, Flea, the Blue Wiggle). So, rounding out my crew are Billy the Bandicoot (Australians make cool punk rock singers), Mackenzie the Poodle (the stuck-up chick is always on keyboards), Oliver the Owl (we need a harmonica player in case one of us gets the blues), Ella the Emu (Kazoo...she really has no musical talent, but she really likes Billy), Larry the Lemur (the Triangle...he just has to follow the band's lead) and Owen the Octopus (Drums, naturally). Unfortunately, we need a name for our band, 'cause a lot of the cool names have already been taken, like "Wild Stalions", and "The Blues Brothers". So help us vote on your favorite band name before our first concert (Mr Teacher says we can play at our turnabout dance in February!). I'm gonna be a rcok star!!!!!

Our favorite names so far....

Snot Locker
Monkeys Suck
Monkeys are Evil
Death to Monkeys
Poop
The Va-Jay-Jays
Baby Schrapnel
Sarah Silverman's Vibrator
Tickle MY Elmo
Idiosynchratic Colloquialism
The Paco Taco Review
Exploding Mule
The Copulating Sweet Potatoes
Monkey Spittle
Monkeyspankin'
The Plop Rocks
Jew-manji
Dingo Baby Buffet
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
Chicken Came First
Lobster Spaghetti
Big Brain on Brad
Dookie Howser
Magical Mormon Underwear
Silas Martyr
The Creamy Marsupial Review
Kitten McNugget
Monkey Slaughter
Monkey Balls
The Sleepy Jackson Band
Ninjas on Parade
Chicken and the Super Adventure Explorer Club Orchestra
Fat Oprah
Giggity Giggity Giggity
Oh, Felicia
Game Over!
Ore-go, Ore-going, Ore-gon
Shoplift the Pootie
Manumahnah
Suit Up
Flaming Zombie Bus to Hell
Burning Giraffe Carcass
Millie Floats My Willie
Grand Old Osprey
Kneel Before Zod
The Pimple Poppers
Deep Fried Twinkie
Tyra Mail!
Fried Monkey
Kentucky Fried Monkey
Dead Monkey Walking

Of course, the band would love some further suggestions. So let us know, and we'll be announcing the release of our first album after we learn how to play our instruments and read and write music. But if we get a name for the band, at least we can print up some t-shirts.....