Venezuela

I never watch The Simpsons. Bart Simpson is sooooooo 1996. But I heard today that in Venezuela kids won’t get to watch it anymore. President JC Chavez or whatever the hell his name is said it’s not good for kids to watch because it’s "immoral". So to replace it in the morning line-up, he picked America’s next best export, and I couldn’t begin to make this up: Baywatch! Yep, instead of hearing "eat my shorts!" while eating your Wheaties, you’ll be noticing the lack of clothing on Pamelas Teaties. Of course, there’s a good reason for Hugo to do this....Nazis! Where did they all flee after the war? South America! And where is Venezuela? South America! (or so Po tells me...Mr Teacher hasn’t spent a whole lot of time on geography, but I CAN tell you which countries have non-extradition policies...) Now the Nazi’s have something to enjoy while they clone each other and eat schnitzel. And why do Nazis love Baywatch? Two words: David Hasselhoff! He’s a German National Treasure, and everyone knows treasure comes in a chest, and Baywatch is full of chests. But I suspect that slowly but surely, the Simpsons will slowly creep back into the line-up ’cause at this point, can you really tell the difference between David Hasselhoff and Homer Simpson? I sure liked it better when Venezuela was a fat windbag Latin American baseball player and not a fat windbag Latin American dictator....hee hee, I said dictator....