Cinco de Mayo!

Today is Cinco de Mayo, a day when we celebrate the invention of mayo. Without mayo, we wouldn't have BLTs, even though mayo is never part of the description, and I sure do love BLTs. I'm just glad we don't have a dog, 'cause if we did, he'd steal my BLT 'cause that commercial shows that stupid dog running all over the house trying to get some bacon, and he's too stupid to figure out it's not real bacon, stupid dog. And you're not supposed to run in the house 'cause you might knock stuff over and break stuff and get grounded and not be able to go to Chuck E Cheese for my brother Grover's birthday which is today, the day the Mayo clinic was founded which is where my Dad is gonna wind up sooner or later if they don't figure out what's wrong with his broke-ass. But today my Dad is gonna take us to Chuck E Cheese even though Grover wants to go to Vegas and play craps, which I don't understand since he does that at least twice a day in the litter box here. He says all the cool cats go to Vegas to party, but I sure do love Chuck E Cheese 'cause they have cheese pizza there and cats love cheese 'cause cheese is made from milk and milk makes a body strong and I want to be strong to impress Millie this summer when I wear my super cool jams at tee-ball. I'm gonna play tee-ball this summer at summer camp. My Dad signed me up so that I could spend the summer with my friends. And I asked my Dad if I could bring my friends to the Chuck E Cheese for Grover's birthday and he said yes so tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! Prince is cool! He has a song called Cream and I sure do like cream 'cause it's like milk, and milk is an ingredient in mayo. My Mom is gonna make us some tuna salad today for birthday treat, and tuna salad is made from mayo and today is Cinco de Mayo, so thanks to Mexico and all the Mexicans for inventing such a tasty condiment!