I've got a really bad head cold. My eyes are squirtin' out eye boogers, my nose is sneezing out kitten boogers, and I don't wanna eat anything 'cause it all tastes like boogers.
You know you're sick if you got this many boogers.
But my Mom and Dad wipe all my boogers away, making room for the new boogers.
I sneeze so much and so hard I knock myself over.
All I wanna do is sleep. I don't even have the energy to think about school, or Millie, or smackin' around Bob the purple jingle ball.
My Dad is takin' me to the doctor tomorrow. He said if I'm good I could have a lollipop, although, cats and sticky things don't mix well. I just hope I get to see Dr. Huxtable. He's funny, and I sure could use a laugh. But not a big laugh, 'cause I'll probably cough up a lung if I laugh too hard. Or spew lots of boogers all over the place. And that just isn't very nice.
I just hope I get well soon. Being sick is pretty craptastic.
Oh crap, I gotta go. Too many eye boogers to see to type anymore. Stupid boogers.
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